This was the most unkindest cut of all!!
For when the noble mods made the list,
Necessity, more alluring than excess members
Quite motivat'd me: then slashed my numbers;
And, in your hope for continued membership,
Even if you cannot look upon this post,
Which is now hidden from your view, helpful instructions exist.
O, how helpful those instructions, my would-be members!
Then I, and you, and all of us can return to stamping,
Where awesome self-discoveries settle over us.